Lyrics

LAND OF NO WEATHER

Today I went outside and there was no weather
No sunshine on my face, no rain in my eyes
Thousands of unemployed weathermen
With too much time on their hands
Wild in the streets in The Land of No Weather

Today I peeked outside and there was no weather
No sunburn down my shoulders, no chill up my spine
I drifted down to my girlfriend’s house
But she was cold as ice
So I slipped right on back into The Land of No Weather
Back where I belong, in The Land of No Weather

A leopard with no spots chased a zebra with no stripes
And a bird with no wings found a way to fly away out of here
Last night I couldn’t sleep, I was busy counting sheep
And the sandman’s a madman, he’s screamin’ away in my ear

Whoever made my world left out the weather
No fog around my head, no wind at my back
Countless vagrants and vagabonds
Can’t figure out which way to go
But they won’t need hats and coats in The Land of No Weather
No Jack Frost at your nose in The Land of No Weather

A leopard with no spots chased a zebra with no stripes
And a bird with no wings found a way to fly way out of here
Last night I couldn’t sleep, I was busy counting sheep
And the sandman’s a madman, he’s screamin’ away in my ear

Today when I awoke, I found me no weather
I turned on my TV, nothing was on
And in a rare display of irony
The Weather Channel came in like snow
Now Sunday's just another day in The Land of No Weather
Yeah, we’re on the numb in The Land of No Weather